What’s your favorite temple? Because you’re mine.

You remind me of the fruit in Lehi’s dream. Precious above all others.

My Liahona pointed to you.

Haven’t we met before… like in the pre-existence?

Can I borrow your phone? I told my mom that I’d call her when I found the girl of my dreams.

I may need a map, because I’m lost in your eyes.

You’re beatiful in Gods eyes, and mine too.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I need to walk by again?

Did it hurt? [Did what hurt?:] When you fell from heaven?

For a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me.

I don’t think you’re worthy to take me to the temple. [Why?:] Because you’re smokin’!

Dearest Darling… after much deliberation, and signficant consideration, I have half the inclination to make you my relation. So if you’ll meet me at the station, with the bishop’s cooperation, we will form a combination that will increase the population.

Last night I was looking at the stars, and for every one I saw I thought of something that I love about you… but soon I ran out of stars.

I knew I’d feel the Spirit at EFY, but I didn’t think I’d see an angel!

What’s a Celestial boy/girl doing in a Telestial place like this?

What time is it? Because I want to forever remember the moment I met you.

Are you a Gadianton Robber [No:] Well, you stole my heart.

Can I see your tag? Oh, I thought so… Made In Heaven.

And MY personal favorites:

Is your name Virtue? Because you garnish my thoughts unceasingly 😉

Hey, what’s your name? [Insert Name:] Hmmm, that sounds familiar… I think it was in my Patriarchal Blessing!

http://www.mormon.org

The Joys of Valentine’s day never cease to amuse me–these winner pick-up lines included.  Enjoy your day and hug your loved ones extra-close today and celebrate the love you have for yourself, your family and friends, and for your life and this world!  So even if you don’t have someone to celebrate with–celebrate anyway!  We are too blessed not too!!

LIFE. IS. GOOD.

ps- What is your favorite pick-up line of all time?

pps- I have officially declared this song the song of the day. I LOVE the original, but this is a pretty good cover:

The Pick-up

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  1. Jessica says:

    “Dearest Darling… after much deliberation, and significant consideration, I have half the inclination to make you my relation. So if you’ll meet me at the station, with the bishop’s cooperation, we will form a combination that will increase the population.”

    Hahahahahahaha this one killed me!! They’re all gems though. haha

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