- Just blow your nose. Don’t sit there and make disgusting sniffing noises
- Kick laziness in the buttox- Take the extra two seconds and close the microwave/cupboard/door.
- Dear stranger, plaid shorts and striped polos do NOT MATCH.
- The ‘g’ in going, saying, doing, etc. is there for a reason. Use it.
- Milk has no e. Let’s keep it that way.
- Pillow has no e either. Let’s also keep it that way.
- Never ending, high pitched, squealing alarm clocks.
- I have no patience with those with no patience. The irony.
- ‘Um’ and ‘Like’ should be banned in the english language.
- Weird lip noises. Just don’t.
- The excessive use of ‘so’ and ‘basically’ in a sentence.
- Unnecessary panting. Way to liken yourself unto a dog.
… to be continued. Or ongoing.